Forwarded by rupa at rupa.com (Rupa Schomaker)
From: CJDELS at aol.com (Chris Del Signore)
Subject: Original true story about a first date
Keywords: original, smirk, sexual, true
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Date: Tue, 10 Aug 1999 19:30:00 PDT
My next door neighbors' son was going on his first date. My neighbor drove
his son to the miniature golf complex where he was meeting his date and a
group of friends. Only after 45 minutes did he get a phone call saying the
date was over. After picking his son up he waited a while before asking how
the date went. When he asked, his son said, "Dad, I don't think I understand
girls, they talk too much, they cost a lot of money and they don't taste so
good."