[Jokes] New plan for newsgroup voting.

Brad Templeton brad at looking.on.ca
Sun Aug 13 20:20:00 PDT 2000


Forwarded by rupa at rupa.com (Rupa Schomaker)

From: brad at looking.on.ca (Brad Templeton)
Subject: New plan for newsgroup voting.
Keywords: original, unrated, usenet, originally appeared in 1989
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
Date: Sun, 13 Aug 2000 19:20:00 PDT

Relayed-by:  davidbe at sco.com (The Cat in the Hat)

[Ed:  I wrote this, but David sent it in -- I don't do my own stuff
unless other people prompt it.  It was prompted by the slew of silly
suggestions on how to deal with the question of whether aquariums are a
science or a hobby.]

Here's a better idea.  When an idea for a new group comes up, we should
have a vote on who gets to propose it.  After that is decided, we can
vote on who gets to pick the names.  Then we'll get a list of names,
and use 'New Zealand' voting rules.  Under NZ rules, (OK!)  each person
gets 8 votes.  They use 2-4 votes on the name they like most, 1-4 votes
on the 2nd best name and so on.  In addition, you get 8 negative votes
for names you don't like.  In the end, the vote totals are multipied by
rand() and the one closest to e^sqrt(pi) is the winner.

Once a name has been decided, we vote on whether we want the group or
not.  At the end, we vote on whether there should be a 5 day
cooling-period after the vote, and if so, the duration of the period,
if not to be five, is decided by New Zealand rules.  If the group
champion wishes to go to the bathroom, he or she must conduct a vote
lasting 14 to 30 days to decide if it is to be #1 or #2.

Finally, if it is decided that the group is to be created, and the
group champion has not yet exploded, the group champion can send a
request for a newgroup to wouldnot at ncar.ucar.edu.  If the people on
that list like the group, they will create it.  If they do, each admin
can then decide, as they wish, whether to carry and/or forward the
group on their own machine.  But otherwise the vote is binding.  (Unless
a vote declares it to be non-binding)






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